In weirdly unsurprising news…

Uproar as DOJ moves to drop FIFA corruption case week after Trump gets org’s ‘peace prize’

Political analysts dragged President Donald Trump’s Department of Justice on Wednesday after it moved to drop a corruption case against a former Fox executive who was convicted of bribery and money laundering charges.
The DOJ moved to drop its conviction of Hernán López, a former Fox executive who oversaw the network’s Latin American sports broadcasting business, who had been convicted of multiple crimes related to the FIFA corruption investigation that began in 2010. López was involved in a scheme to funnel millions of dollars to the heads of the international soccer organization in exchange for the rights to broadcast the World Cup and multiple high-profile tournaments in South America. He was convicted alongside a marketing company he worked with, Full Play Sports, in 2023, The New York Times reported.
Federal prosecutors in the Eastern District of New York wrote a letter to a federal judge arguing that dismissing López’s case was “in the interest of justice,” according to the NYT.
It was announced just days after FIFA gave the president its inaugural “peace prize.”

I feel like in an actually functional country, this sort of overt and blatant and unabashed bribery would’ve landed the participants in jail overnight without even needing a trial to find them guilty, but the former United States is not a functional country, so. Cos Mushroom Cock is not a man who’s ever going to turn down a “gift”, let’s face it, and the cult isn’t going to stop him…

Yay?

Cheryl Hines says Robert F Kennedy Jr won’t run for president in 2028

The actor Cheryl Hines has said she does not believe her husband, Robert F Kennedy Jr, will run for the White House after Donald Trump’s presidency.
Hines was asked by Elizabeth Vargas, a NewsNation anchor, on Monday, “Is your husband going to run for president in 2028? And, if so, are you ready for that?”
“Gosh, he’s not going to run for president,” Hines replied, though she subsequently conceded that Kennedy at one point “didn’t think he was going to go into politics – and the next thing you know he’s telling me he wants to run”.

I mean, obviously he wants to run, cos he did run last year, lest we forget; he wanted to be the Democrat candidate, then went independent until Mushroom Cock managed to buy whatever’s left of his worm-eaten soul:

Kennedy endorsed Trump, a Republican, on 23 August 2024, defecting from the party to which his father – Robert F Kennedy, a former US senator – and uncle, John F Kennedy, belonged before their assassinations in the 1960s.
“We are aligned on many key issues,” Kennedy said at the time of Trump, whom he had once previously referred to as a “a terrible president”.

I’ve no doubt one of those key issues is the amount of money Kennedy was promised to drop out and be Trump’s HHS guy instead. Anyway, I see no reason why he couldn’t be president given how the incumbent keeps getting away with it, and he wouldn’t be any more unqualified for that position than he already is for his current one…

Charming

Israel’s Ben Gvir wears noose pendant as he pushes death penalty bill for Palestinians

Israel’s far-right national security minister, Itamar Ben Gvir, was pictured in parliament on Monday wearing a noose pendant on his lapel, as he continues to push for Palestinian prisoners to be handed the death penalty.
Posting on X, Ben Gvir boasted about wearing the icon, along with other members of his Otzma Yehudit party, in support of legislation currently passing through the parliament.
“I and the members of my Otzma Yehudit faction arrived today at the National Security Committee discussions to continue advancing the death penalty for terrorists, while wearing a pin in the shape of a hangman’s noose – as a symbol of our commitment to passing the law and as a clear message that terrorists are sons of death,” he wrote.
“The time has come for the death penalty for terrorists!”
The bill was approved by a majority of 39 out of 120 Knesset members, with 16 voting against in Israel’s parliament.
It would allow judges to impose the death penalty on Palestinians convicted of killing Israelis on so-called “nationalistic” grounds.
The legislation would not apply to Israelis who kill Palestinians under similar circumstances.

No, of course not, and I’m only surprised this cunt isn’t also pushing for bounties on Palestinians or some other reward for Isarelis killing them… Also, frankly, I don’t know how the Knesset operates and mathematics has never been my strong suit, but I’m damned if I can work out not even a third of the membership of it constitutes a “majority” of any kind. Interestingly, the article also notes that Israel has the death penalty already, but the only time they’ve ever used it was against Adolf Eichmann; evidently that’s not enough for some. But let’s face it, Israel has been deploying the death penalty against Palestinians since October 2023 for the crime of, you know, being Palestinian… which, again, obviously not enough for some. Sigh.

Somehow, the original version returned

A long time ago on a blog post far far away, I sniped a bit at Jon Favreau for his claim that the Kids These Days wouldn’t be that interested in the original trilogy’s original theatrical versions coming back out. Well, it appears we’re going to find out which of us was right, cos the original Star Wars (no, I will NOT call it “A New Hope”, fuck you George Lucas), possibly restored from the original Technicolor print shown at the BFI a few months ago, is coming back to cinemas in early 2027 for the film’s 50th anniversary… which is fascinating, given that Lucas has spent decades insisting he would never let the original version be reissued; however, that BFI screening was attended by Kathleen Kennedy from Lucasfilm which did pretty much legitimise it, and if Lucas objected that much I’m sure he could’ve stopped it. I feel a fair amount of money has changed hands to change his mind…

Anyway, I still have questions, mostly about just how “restored” this re-release will be, cos we know uncle George has always insisted on tinkering with the film—even in 1977 there were differences in dialogue and sound effects between the mono, stereo and six-track 70mm prints—and I find it unlikely that he won’t have fiddled with it yet again by the time it comes out again. And will this reissue go as far as home  video? What about the other two original trilogy films? As I said way back when, if Lucas would just let the unfucked-with original versions of the first three films out on disc, they would fly off the shelves. But if all else fails, I suspect cinemas are going to be packed in February ’27 when this one comes out, and I’m sure a lot of the crowd will be made up of the young people Jon Favreau presumably still thinks don’t care about it…

Why not

Anyone who’s paid the least bit of attention already knew FIFA is one of the world’s most corrupt organisations, and for anyone who still didn’t know this, they just made it transparent:

Players often face fines and bans from FIFA for displaying political messages, as the football governing body has long proclaimed a policy of political neutrality.
But on Friday, the association’s chief Gianni Infantino handed United States President Donald Trump the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, further cementing his embrace of the Republican leader.
Critics pointed out that the award came less than 24 hours after the Trump administration carried out another deadly air strike in the Caribbean.
Craig Mokhiber, a former United Nations official who has campaigned to suspend Israel from world football over its genocidal war in Gaza, called the award to Trump a “truly shameful development”.
Infantino has refused to take action against Israel, arguing that football “cannot solve geopolitical” issues. […]
Infantino has previously warned against using football to stoke division. “There’s no more powerful tool than sport to unite the people,” he said in 2023. “Now we have to protect the autonomy of sport: the political neutrality of sport and to protect the values of sport.”
Two years later, critics point out that Infantino has created a prize to celebrate peace and unity, and then handed it to a president who called people from Somalia “garbage” just days prior.
“Giving Donald Trump a prize for peace is like giving Luis Suarez a prize for not biting people’s ears off,” football journalist Zach Lowy wrote on social media, referring to the Uruguayan forward who has been caught up in at least three biting incidents on the pitch throughout his career.

Yeah, this is how this infernally stupid year ends, evidently. I mean, I know there’s a few weeks to go so things could get stupider, but this feels like a peak. I hope it’s a peak and that’s not just wishful thinking on my part… but as it stands, yeah. Why NOT give that tiny-penised traitor a “peace” prize, nothing else makes any fucking sense any more, it’s as logical as anything else that happens in the modern world. Remarkably unattractive trophy at that: