RIP David Lynch

David Lynch is gone, which news I must say surprised me less than it seems to have surprised some… I mean, the guy acknowledged just last year that he was fucked with emphysema from a lifetime of smoking to the point where he could barely breathe enough to walk across a room, and he went downhill from there; having to be evacuated during the fires currently wiping out Los Angeles seems to have triggered his final decline. To be perfectly honest, I was always a bit of a Lynch sceptic…

…and I wasn’t entirely alone in that, indeed I had some good company as you may see (full marks, obviously, to the marketing team behind the above ad, and I will concede that I enjoyed Lost Highway rather more on a second viewing some years later), but I do know I’m in a relative minority, judging by the outpouring of grief online. I’ll cop to that. I could never escape the feeling Lynch was one of those “surrealists” who succeeded in getting critics to describe his work that way so that he never had to justify it…

…and this is a problem I’ve always had with invoking surrealism, in that I think it potentially offers a sort of get out of critical jail free card for any old contrived nonsense. And yet, having said that, I will admit to feeling a sense of… sincerity, I suppose, is the word I mean, but I don’t quite know if that quite describes it. I’m not really sure. But, on that second viewing of Lost Highway I mentioned above, I also had a second viewing of Mulholland Dr. (it was a Cinemathque double bill at the Chauvel in the oughts), and I didn’t like that any more second time round but I did get the feeling of Lynch meaning this. However wilful it might be, it was also quite deliberate and Lynch was serious about it.

And maybe Lynch was just never my particular flavour of strange, cos I have liked an awful lot of strange stuff in my time. Maybe, if surrealism is about the irrational and the unconscious and all that, then so are one’s reactions to it… if a given “surrealist” work clicks for you then maybe there is no real reason you can give for that, maybe it’s just an instinctive thing. For example, I have no issues with Jean Cocteau’s films like I do with Lynch’s, and I don’t know that I can say why (and I actually DO recall liking Eraserhead, also for reasons I don’t know that I understand). Maybe some things just don’t work for me, even though they clearly do for a lot of others. It’s a me thing more than a him thing. In any case, one thing is clear from the discourse: he seems to have been a good guy and generally decent person, and people liked him with good reason. Makes a change from discovering your heroes are shit.

Victor’s short on his dough, apparently

It’s quite an arc to go from being annoyed at Trump using “YMCA” at his gatherings to letting him use it and making money therefrom to now being happy to participate in Mushroom Cock’s inauguration. And Victor Willis knows he’s going to piss off a lot of VP fans doing this, cos he admits it… so much for having supported Kamala in the election, eh. Whatever price Victor got for his soul, I hope it was worth it…

RIP Simon

And there goes another part of my childhood:

The veteran children’s television star Simon Townsend has died aged 79, shortly after being diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer.
The former newspaper and television journalist launched Simon Townsend’s Wonder World! on Channel Ten in 1979 with mascot Woodrow the bloodhound. The groundbreaking show made him a household name in the 1980s, delighting young audiences with magazine-style stories which covered a wide range of topics including mental health, bullying, grief, social justice and war.
He always signed off with “and remember, the world really is wonderful”.
Wonder World ran until 1987 clocking up almost 2,000 episodes, winning five Logie awards and stellar ratings for Ten. […]
He later found himself at odds with broadcasting authorities as he pushed to produce shows that never talked down to children.
“Simon often found himself in a stoush with Australian children’s television regulators, fighting to maintain his show’s boundary-pushing ethos and preserve his children’s TV rating,” his family said.

I don’t suppose many other kids TV hosts in this country have been court-martialled, too; Townsend was famously a conscientious objector during the Vietnam bullshit long before he was on TV, and suffered accordingly. Also, he was famously a stroke survivor, though I didn’t know until today that he had his first one in 1976… so he was already a stroke survivor before Wonder World was a thing. It was quite a life, and another part of my own early life that’s gone…

Something to shout about

I don’t know what else to say but HOLY SHIT:

In a major move set to electrify action film aficionados, Shout! Studios has nabbed worldwide rights (excluding select Asian territories) to the coveted Golden Princess movie library, a treasure trove of 156 Hong Kong cinema classics that’s been MIA from Western markets for decades.
The deal, which brings together Hollywood’s indie powerhouse with one of Hong Kong cinema’s most prestigious catalogs, includes genre-defining works from directing legends John Woo and Tsui Hark, alongside star-studded vehicles featuring Chow Yun-fat, Tony Leung Chiu-wai and Leslie Cheung.
The acquisition’s crown jewels include Woo’s action masterpieces “Hard Boiled,” “The Killer,” the complete “Better Tomorrow” trilogy, “Bullet in the Head” and “Once a Thief.” The library also boasts Ringo Lam’s “City on Fire,” “Prison on Fire” and its sequel; Eric Tsang’s “Aces Go Places”; Tsui’s “Peking Opera Blues”; Tony Ching’s “Chinese Ghost Story” trilogy; and additional hits like Wai Ka-fai’s “Peace Hotel,” Andrew Kam and Johnnie To’s “The Big Heat” and Alex Law’s “Now You See It, Now You Don’t.”

GODFUCKINGDAMN. It looks like FINALLY we’ll have good digital editions of those Woo films, to say nothing of the others. These were some of the first films I saw (thanks SBS for a lot of that education) when I started exploring Hong Kong action films in the mid-90s; I still have loads of them on tape but no way to play them any more (and the DVDs I have of The Killer and Hard Boiled leave much to be desired)… so it looks like I’m going to be remaking some old acquaintances in the future.

Goodbye Gaiman

Apparently I haven’t had anything to say about Neil Gaiman’s sexual assault debacle from a few months ago. I wouldn’t call myself a megafan, but I always did find him interesting to follow on social media… which I can’t do any more cos he’s gone into hiding, and, well, understandably so. That’s a new article about him that’s just come out on the subject, which I think I can’t not say something about… but what is there to say? Gaiman’s absolutely fucked now. The details in the article are suitably horrible, but the most interesting part is the Scientology-related stuff, cos Gaiman never says anything about that and it’s kind of easy to forget that he grew up in HubbardCorp. And it evidently did him no good in the long run… (EDIT: apparently as well as paywalling the article—12ft.io is your friend here—they cut the whole Scientology bit. David Miscarriage doesn’t like the dirty laundry about abusing kids being aired, evidently. Wonder what his wife thinks.)

The whole story is so grotesque that I can’t see any way he’ll bounce back from it; good thing he’s made so much money from his career in the last few decades cos it’s more or less over now… as it pretty much is for the people that have been working on TV and film adaptations of his work; another series of Sandman and one of Anansi Boys are still waiting to be aired, but a bunch of others have been put on hold or cancelled and the ones that do get shown are hardly going to get much push now. Nice one, Neil, you fucked it for a lot of people. Anyway, that’s enough for this story, I just find the whole thing so awful I don’t want to say anything else.

The Walking Dead (1936)

This seemed like a logical-ish follow-up to Wax Museum, in that it’s another Warner’s horror, it’s another Michael Curtiz film, I haven’t seen this in years either, and I bought it on blu-ray in the same order with it… plus, at just 66 minutes, it’s even more ruthlessly efficient than the earlier film, and feels, frankly, like more of a B-film. Not actually a B-film per se, I’m sure, but it has the feel of one somehow… It moves in quite curious fashion from old-school Warner’s crime saga to, well, Frankenstein; things open with a criminal going to jail and his associates, including Ricardo Cortez’s crooked lawyer, plan to frame Boris Karloff’s recently released jailbird for murdering the judge responsible. Karloff is duly sprung, and duly wiped out in the electric chair… and then duly restored to life by a scientist experimenting with that sort of thing. Which complicates the gangsters’ plan a little bit, before everything ends with a Things Man Was Not Meant To Know climax… As good as the revival scene is—not quite Frankenstein-grade but not far off—it’s the highlight of a good but kind of minor film which I think is otherwise mostly memorable for Karloff in the lead role. Karloff had quite some influence over the writing of his character, and I reckon every change he suggested was an improvement to what was apparently in the original script; he delivers a first-rate performance as the man who didn’t ask to die and even less asked to live again, subtle and affecting, but the stroke victim bearing of the revived man also makes him menacing when necessary. All of this is filmed in quite lovely fashion, too, Hal Mohr pulls off some great cinematography here… but on the whole it’s not really a great film, and gets by mostly on Karloff. Mind you, from what I read and what I hear in the blu-ray commentary, at least the film we got is a good one and a fair piece of entertainment; if they’d gone with their original ideas for it, I feel we wouldve got something pretty shit instead…

Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933)

So back in the 30s, when the original horror film boom took place, the big Hollywood studios frankly didn’t like horror films, but they did like the money horror films were bringing in for them… Warner’s, however, found them particularly distasteful and tried to sell them as anything but horror, usually as mysteries with some sort of newspaper comedy element and the horror kind of backgrounded. Hence tonight’s viewing, which famously vanished for many years and wasn’t seen again until 1970 or so… this viewing (my first in many years) was almost like a first-time watch, cos I have the blu with the recent UCLA restoration that cleans up decades of print damage and gets the colour values of the 2-strip Technicolor right (apparently the old DVD I’ve got somewhere fiddled with the colour to get more blue out of it); I suspect this now looks and sounds as good as it ever has since 1933.

Plotwise, it kind of embodies the description I gave above; there’s a new wax museum opening under the aegis of Lionel Atwill’s disabled sculptor, at the same time as corpses have been going missing from the morgue; Glenda Farrell’s screwball comedy news reporter (the real female lead in the film despite being billed below Fay Wray, who doesn’t really have that much to do) must get an accused killer out of jail to help her solve the latter and find out how it connects to the former. And it’s all perfectly fine. I’ve never thought it was quite the lost masterpiece people probably hoped it would be when it was rediscovered, maybe its remake House of Wax actually was better, and I’ve never really been convinced that Michael Curtiz was one of old Hollywood’s great directors (despite making some obviously great films); but it’s still a great example of golden age Hollywood efficiency, it’s well done enough that you barely notice some considerable plot holes amusingly outlined in the commentary, it does what it needs to do and gets out in under 80 minutes. The old Technicolor looks delightful for all its limitations, and all the film really lacks is a score…

…though the new  blu-ray does have an unfortunate side-effect; the fact that the wax statues were played by actual people (because actual wax statues tended to melt under the hotter lights required by Technicolor) is more obvious than perhaps it once was…