Is he even technically walking on water?

So, someone posted this on Bluesky because, well, clearly they’d decided that if they had to see it then so should everyone else, and in the same spirit I post it here. When I first looked at this… thing, I literally said “what the…?” out loud, cos what else was there to say about it? Jesus dragging some young Asian girl through apparently ankle-deep rainwater while a bus being driven by an apparently disproportionately small driver bears down upon them (while someone just stands there capturing the action on their phone)? That fucking thing’s uncomfortably close even for the Son of Man… and it’s got Jesus as its destination, too, so how determined is it to hit him? Meanwhile Jesus is apparently carrying his own lower body in his other hand while still running with it…?

I looked at it again and said “what the…?” again, cos I didn’t know what else to say.

And then I saw just how many legs Jesus was carrying. I think that may have broken me just a little. Maybe Islam has a point about prohibiting depictions of Muhammad…