Or you could use Blogspot for free…

This, apparently, is Twitter’s latest thing. Blogging. And it’s only available to premium users, too. Blogging. Oolong wants people to pay money to BLOG. I mean, Jesus Christ, FUCKING BLOGSPOT AND TUMBLR AND WORDPRESS ALREADY EXIST AND ARE FREE! I pay for WordPress for extra storage space and other features, but that’s my choice to do so; they’re not demanding I pay money for the privilege of blogging. Needless to say, the cultists are all for it because OF FUCKING COURSE they are… I think this dialogue from Bluesky is gold:

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.