More poetry from Peterson

So one of Jordan Peterson’s tics
on his Twitter account
in recent times
has been writing his tweets like this
in short lines
as if they were poems
which I’ve no doubt he keeps doing
mainly because other people snipe at him for doing it
just like Nick Cave kept his moustache
to piss people off

But the content of his “poetry”
is arguably the real problem
particularly in this instance
the logic of which I do not understand
as if “trying new sexual experiences”
necessarily means doing them
with the same sex
rather than men and women
doing things with each other

Apparently in spring
a bitter old Canadian’s fancy
lightly turns to thoughts of men
doing dirty, dirty things
I can’t understand why
especially since I don’t think Jordan
wants new experiences of any sort
least of all sexual ones…
unless perhaps
large quantities of meat are involved
and if they are
I’d rather not know how

At any rate I think
I prefer his older stuff to his newer stuff
if this is indicative
D minus, come and see me after class