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Yeah, that might be YOUR reality, Don Boy, but (un)fortunately I can’t do enough drugs to join you in it… I’ve no doubt Alan Alda also wishes he lives in a reality in which he actually won an Oscar instead of just being nominated for it, but, well, we can’t have everything, can we… [EDIT: yes, I’ve had it pointed out to me that this is a parody from this Twitter account, which evidently does a lot of this sort of thing. The fact that this is indistinguishable from something I’d expect Donny Jr would actually say makes me wonder how well it succeeds as parody, though.)

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.