Holy Righteous Penis (Batman). This makes me wonder various things including 1) where do women’s vaginas come from in that case and 2) …what else do you use your penis for? I know Puppetry of the Penis is a thing, and so is Lifto from the Jim Rose Circus, but… are there other things? Can you tape a paintbrush on it and do art with it? Learn to shoot lasers from it? I ask this as an avowed penis-haver, though mine is frankly pretty humdrum so maybe that’s why I can’t imagine doing things other than sex and peeing with it (and let’s face it, it only does the latter of those things as it is)…
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