Oldplay

Galling though it is to give him credit for anything, this is nonetheless the funniest thing Steven Patrick has done in years.

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee. View all posts by James R.

To avoid fainting, keep repeating, "it's only a blog... only a blog... only a blog..."

HOLY SHIT you're looking at INANIMATE CARBON GOD, the finest, if not the only, blog produced in Matraville, Australia since January the first 2023.

I'm James and I was born in 1974, so I'm old enough to know better by now. Yet I evidently don't. I write about whatever interests me. It may or may not interest you, and any opinions expressed here may or may not be the same as yours.

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