Shocking twist ahead?

Honestly, I don’t want to write about these fucking people, but…

…What?

Indeed, “…what?” seems to be the general reaction to whatever the fuck it was Melania chose to do today, which was to make an apparently unscheduled presser to announce she had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein; it appears no one (including her husband, who you may recall used to be Epstein’s best friend) knew she was going to do it, and equally no one seems to understand why she did…

…but I don’t think she’s just done this randomly, and the speculation I’m seeing on BS that she might be getting ready to throw Mushroom Cock under the bus may have something to do it. There’s just one thing…

The relationship between the first lady and Epstein has already led to legal battles.
In October 2025, for example, HarperCollins UK said it would retract passages from a book that included “unverified” claims that Donald Trump and his wife met through Epstein. Similarly, the Daily Beast retracted and apologised for an article the publication later said “did not meet our standards.”
The first lady also has been embroiled in an ongoing legal dispute with author Michael Wolff over a claim in his book Fire and Fury that she was first introduced to her husband through a modelling agent tied to Epstein.

Now, I’ve seen the story that Epstein introduced her to Trump but had no thoughts about its veracity or not. Whoever originally posted the third screenshot above is evidently down with it, though, and further adds a photo with the two of them. The latter means, well, nothing much, I know, cos there are photos of me in existence with people I barely know if at all, but it does indicate they were in each other’s presence at some point; and her husband’s apparent insistence that she didn’t know Epstein looks like bullshit on the face of it, cos I can’t believe that Epstein and Trump were such good friends and Melania knew nothing about him. And it was apparently Epstein himself who claimed the two of them first had sex on the “Lolita Express”.

And, if Wikipedia is accurate, the claim in the Wolff book is actually perfectly true; Melania was evidently introduced to Trump by her then agent, Paolo Zampolli, who DID have Epstein connections; indeed, his wife had initially come to the US on the aforementioned Epstein plane. And when she divorced him, he turned to ICE to get her deported. No wonder him and Trump seem to get on so well (his Trump connections seem to have worked better for him).

Anyway… remember when the Melania puff piece was being publicised and there was talk of a follow-up limited TV/streaming series? What if this nonsense today was for that? To be honest I don’t know if this putative series is still going to happen, and I wish she could’ve done this in the first film cos it would’ve actually been something interesting… but still, depending on what comes of this, we might at least get something worthwhile from the follow-up…