MyFuckwit needs to get off the crack (again)

Look, I don’t know if Mike Lindell is actually still a crackhead or not, but if he’s not he’s either using something else or he’s experiencing kind of amazing damage from the years when he did… Whatever the case, there’s a lot wrong with the guy, as his ongoing fellating of Donald Trump demonstrates, and the latter has come back to bite him in the arse. Mike has been particularly active in the whole “wah, the 2020 election was stolen from Glorious Leader” movement, to the extent of offering a $5m challenge to anyone who could disprove the data he offered to show Lord Dampnut was the real victor in 2020. And, well, someone did:

My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell has been ordered to shell out $5 million to an expert who debunked his data related to the 2020 election, according to a decision by the arbitration panel obtained by CNN.
Lindell, a purveyor of election conspiracies, vowed to award the multimillion-dollar sum to any cyber security expert who could disprove his data. An arbitration panel awarded Robert Zeidman, who has decades in software development experience, a $5 million payout on Wednesday after he sued Lindell over the sum.
CNN has obtained arbitration documents and video depositions, including a deposition of Lindell, related to the dispute.
“Based on the foregoing analysis, Mr. Zeidman performed under the contract,” the arbitration panel wrote in its decision. “He proved the data Lindell LLC provided, and represented reflected information from the November 2020 election, unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data. Failure to pay Mr. Zeidman the $5 million prized was a breach of the contract, entitling him to recover.”

So Lindell refused to pay up, Zeidman sued him and won again, and now Lindell’s threatening another court case so he doesn’t have to pay up… the likelihood of Zeidman actually getting that money anyway is minimal, though, given that Lindell may not actually have $5m at hand; according to himself, he’s taken out twice as much as that in loans to stay afloat while battling various other lawsuits he’s facing over his election bullshit. Still, it’s a delightful spectacle… made even funnier by the fact that Robert Zeidman is a Trump voter. That detail just elevates the entire thing…