News is just coming through that Scott Adams has checked out… he acknowledged less than a year ago that he had prostate cancer with bone metastasis, the same sort that Joe Biden has but Adams claimed he’d been living with it for longer than Biden had, or at any rate longer than Biden had admitted to having it… that was a fairly vicious story some conservative shitheads were spreading when Biden’s own diagnosis was announced last year, i.e. that he’d been living with it for a lot longer than that and had been Keeping It Secret From The American People, a heinous crime that the present incumbent is not currently also committing, being so open and honest about his increasing and increasingly obvious health issues as he is.
And you’d think that having the same kind of cancer as someone else would make you sympathetic towards them, you’d understand what they were suffering cos you were suffering the same. (Obviously I have that sort of sympathy when I read about other people suffering strokes like I did.) But Scott Adams was a mean-spirited prick who clearly couldn’t resist shitty point-scoring even in the midst of his own impending death. I regret having kind of liked Dilbert once. And I’ll bet Adams would’ve been livid to know that Biden outlived him. And because I am also a mean-spirited prick at times, I choose to see him off with this… adulterated edition of his most famous creation:
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