People are getting weirdly excited on social media by the apparent disappearance of Mushroom Cock, after someone noted that the latter hasn’t been seen anywhere for a few days… while the minions have been doing the media rounds, he’s apparently been keeping off-camera for once and has no other scheduled appearances for a few more days. This has resulted in a lot of speculation —not exactly serious but also kind of not—that Krasnov has in fact popped his clogs; to be sure, there has also been a lot of speculation (or wishful thinking, much like the current situation) about his physical health in recent weeks, which does appear to have become worse in recent weeks, so he is not in great shape… Anyway, while writing this drivel, a new (?) photo of him heading out to play golf on Saturday morning just got released, so, apparently, he’s OK after all, and by that I mean he’s still breathing, not that he’s otherwise in good health or anything approximating thereto…
On that note, James Oswald (Scottish crime writer, but I follow him on Bluesky for his delightful herd of Highland cattle) posted this questiona few days ago before Krasnov fell off the radar:
And… yeah, there’s actually something to that which I’d never previously considered. Cos they KNOW Drumpf’s departure from this plane of existence, whenever it does finally happen, will spark a vast outbreak of joy, they know that however much the media will try and spin it as a national tragedy, people are still going to rejoice. And while I think I’m still right about the cult rising up against those celebrations, somehow I never contemplated—as I probably should’ve done—that the regime itself would take some sort of pre-emptive action against them first, and the military will be on hand to make sure no one has any fun… hmmm.
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