In that order?

I know these magazine covers were meant to be kind of eye-catching, but this one really scored on that point… “BEHEADED AND CASTRATED ALIVE” (in big white capitals that stand out strongly from the other headers)? In that order? Did they castrate him before beheading and killing him? Or did they behead him first and he somehow remained alive while they castrated him next? If the latter, how long did Joey live without his head and what was the point of castrating him given that he wouldn’t have been able to feel it? Was there a connection with the bisexual thrill-killer, and what difference did it make that the latter was bi? Was Maggie Boo involved somehow? What about the axe murderer? How did the cover artist miss the opportunity to have a mass of blood dripping off that knife? Did the publisher think that would’ve been in overly bad taste unlike the rest of the contents? So many questions…

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.