US military is buying Tesla Cybertrucks to use as targets for missiles
Tesla CEO Elon Musk has touted the Cybertruck as being “bulletproof” and designed to “survive the apocalypse.” He suggested it could be used by the military and even directly pitched the electric pickup truck to the US military.
Considering that the Cybertruck has turned out to be a commercial flop and Tesla is currently experiencing issues selling it, despite reduced production, the automaker could benefit from a Cybertruck order from the US military.
It looks like it is about to get one.
According to new documents first obtained by ‘The War Zone‘, the U.S. Air Force Test Center (AFTC) is looking to acquire 33 target vehicles—including two Tesla Cybertrucks—for delivery to the White Sands Missile Range (WSMR) in New Mexico.
This is, obviously, not how Edolf expected his vehicles to serve the US military, and something about it feels vaguely malicious, like Mushroom Cock still paying him money for these things but giving him the finger while doing so; as for why they specifically need CybertrucKKKs, well, apparently it’s because they’re worried about The Other Side obtaining them and the US needs to know if they have the ability to destroy them or not should it come to that. Not quite as preposterous as it sounds—as the article reminds us, Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov has at least one that he claims to have used in battle—but still a bit risible. Anyway, the real problem I think they’ll face is, when the missile hits the CybertrucKKK, determining if the missile actually blew it up or the vehicle did so by itself…
