On being careful what you wish for

So this fucking moron moved to Russia to get away from “woke”:

An American named Derek Huffman, along with his three daughters aged 10, 11, and 12, relocated his family to Russia and engaged in the Special Military Operation (SMO).
In 2022, they moved from Arizona to Texas to escape what they perceived as the influence of LGBT propaganda. However, as political changes swept across the country, the Huffmans decided to leave the United States altogether.
Derek shared with RT, “The pivotal moment for us was when we learned that my daughter Sophia had heard about lesbians from a classmate. Even though she didn’t fully grasp the concept, it was enough for us to realize that we needed a change. “

Yeah, apparently the child just heard about lesbians being a thing. Not that she even knew any, necessarily, or there was a chance of her being one herself. Just her knowing that lesbians exist was enough to make daddy move her to a country where they presumably don’t exist.

“I want to contribute and secure our place here by joining the Russian army. Ultimately, our goal is to fully integrate into Russian society, obtain citizenship, and create a bright future here,” Derek stated.

Well, Derek integrated, all right, to the point where he’s now being sent to the front lines of that war with Ukraine

Derek Huffman, 46, feels he is being “thrown to the wolves” after being told that his job in the military would be as a correspondent or as a welder, his wife, DeAnna, said in a recorded plea for prayers, which has since been removed from her YouTube page.
Huffman has no prior military experience, DeAnna said, adding that his limited training was conducted in Russian. She suggested this language barrier has made her husband particularly unprepared for the horrors of combat.
“Unfortunately, when you’re taught in a different language, and you don’t understand the language, how are you really getting taught?” she pondered. “You’re not. So, unfortunately, he feels like he’s being thrown to the wolves right now, and he’s kind of having to lean on faith, and that’s what we’re all doing.” […]
DeAnna, 42, suggested her husband had been misled during the military recruiting process. She added that, after a month of service, her family had yet to receive any pay.
“When he signed up and had all of that done, he was told he would not be training for two weeks and going straight to the front lines,” she said. “But it seems as though he is getting one more week of training, closer to the front lines, and then they are going to put him on the front lines.”

Well, he’s doing what he said he wanted to do. He’s quoted in the article as saying “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it”, and, well, he’s being given that very opportunity. Indeed, he’s at far more risk now than he would’ve been as a correspondent or welder; he’s going to be up the front trying to kill people with weapons he barely knows how to use. Derek’s living the dream, and can go fuck himself.

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee.