So J. Divans and his wife decided to go to Greenland, presumably in the service of Mushroom Cock’s burning desire to conquer the place (despite the fact that his owner in the Kremlin apparently isn’t too keen). This would’ve been fine, I’m sure, except that no one seems to have checked to see what Greenland thought of this…
…And they didn’t think much of it, to be sure. The government never actually issued an invitation to them or anything (neither did Denmark, which still owns the place), this just seems to have been the Vances’ idea, and they are, frankly, not welcome. Usha has apparently decided to stay home (EDIT the next day: no she didn’t, after all, she’s in the photos of the event) but James David has insisted on going to check out the US military base there… Honestly, this is just dick swinging, isn’t it? More to the point, it’s J. Divans trying to keep in with the clown in the Oval Office; much as his tour of Europe a few weeks ago was him showing he could mix with Nazis just like Edolf could and did before him, this is him trying to assert himself and remind people that he exists, and let Trump know he’s available to toady for him wherever and whenever. Cunt. I’m pleased to see the good people of Greenland not putting up with his shit, and I am greatly enjoying the story being spread on Danish television that representatives of the US government were doorknocking in Nuuk to promote the Vances’ visit and asking would people be interested in a personal visit from them, and apparently everyone told them to fuck off, hence why the itinerary was slashed. I don’t know if this is in fact the case and the White House are obviously denying it, but I love it anyway…
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