Wasn’t expecting the year to end with MAGA melting down, but that’s what it seems to be doing… Mushroom Cock appointed some Indian guy to be the government advisor on AI, professional racist Laura Loomer (who you may recall cosying up to Trump not that long ago) started bitching about furriners terkin’ err jerbs and all that, and Oolong just had to get involved because obviously:
“There is a permanent shortage of excellent engineering talent. It is the fundamental limiting factor in Silicon Valley,” Musk posted on X, the social media platform he owns, on Christmas Day.
In a later post, he wrote: “It comes down to this: do you want America to WIN or do you want America to LOSE. If you force the world’s best talent to play for the other side, America will LOSE. End of story.”
I find it awfully hard to believe that this shortage is actually a thing, at least to the extent that he seems to want us to think, and the real shortage is of people who are willing to let Oolong exploit them by, you know, paying them nothing. Which is why there’s also been a lot of sniping about the H1B visa in this discourse, which is a special visa tech companies use to import foreign workers, and which would kind of allow Oolong to exploit said foreign labour in the way he wants. Ann Coulter, of all people, wasn’t having it:

Of course, I don’t believe for a minute that Coulter gives a flying fuck for the welfare of those imported workers; the real problem for her and the rest of the MAGA mob is the imported workers terkin’ err jerbs. Would they care as much about American workers in the same sort of indentured servitude? Why do I feel not? Loomer didn’t even bother hiding it, per the Graun article:
“@VivekGRamaswamy knows that the Great Replacement is real,” she wrote. “It’s not racist against Indians to want the original MAGA policies I voted for. I voted for a reduction in H1B visas. Not an extension.
“The tech billionaires don’t get to just walk inside Mar-a-Lago and stroke their massive checkbooks and rewrite our immigration policy so they can have unlimited slave laborers from India and China who never assimilate.”
Meanwhile, Oolong is apparently getting fed up with people arguing with him and responded in the funniest way he could:

And Laura is NOT happy:


FREE FUCKING SPEECH! Where was this cunt when Musk was banning left-leaning Twitter accounts for talking back to him? Was it OK then, Laura? Does it only bother you that he’s a censorious shit when he does it to MAGA chuds? Laura, of course, famously got banned from Twitter in its pre-Musk era, leading to that ludicrous incident where she handcuffed herself to the front door of the Twitter building. Maybe she should try that again.
Obviously, though, I find it slightly rich that Oolong is having this hissy fit at his presumable political comrades for being racist to immigrants when, a few days ago, he went full mask off (was the mask still on? Was it ever?) by endorsing Alternative für Deutschland, who don’t exactly love immigrants and who have been so awful even fucking Marine Le Pen wants nothing to do with them. That takes some effort. Oolong is going to be an interesting part of the new regime, though I suspect it may not be for long; Trump’s already had to make some remarks about not “ceding the presidency” to Musk following the recent government shutdown shenanigans which I doubt he was happy at having to do, and if Oolong keeps this sort of shit up I expect that even his lordship will only tolerate so mmuch of it…
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