Fake penises are illegal now?

If the penis had been real, would that have made a difference?

Author: James R.

The idiot who owns and runs this site. He does not actually look like Jon Pertwee. View all posts by James R.

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HOLY SHIT you're looking at INANIMATE CARBON GOD, the finest, if not the only, blog produced in Matraville, Australia since January the first 2023.

I'm James and I was born in 1974, so I'm old enough to know better by now. Yet I evidently don't. I write about whatever interests me. It may or may not interest you, and any opinions expressed here may or may not be the same as yours.

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