Category: [Idiots]

I thought this had to be a somewhat abstract joke when I saw it earlier today, so I did a quick search for this Ricardo Duchesne fellow. And… oh, he’s evidently not kidding. Such interesting people this character hangs out with. And he’s the migrant child of TWO mixed-race parents. Such Aryan, very master race, wow, as the kids used to say. Also… let’s face it, and I say this as a white person and regular consumer of meat-based products, we do pretty poorly compared to Asian cultures where our bovine friends are considered sacred, which is far more than can be said of the glorious West. I feel oddly sure that the “other races” he’s mostly thinking of are the JOOOOOOOOOOS! and the MUUUUUSLIIIIIMS!, for whom beef is obviously acceptable as long as you kill it after making the appropriate religious gesture, but frankly the good Christian West doesn’t even do that, the best we do is stun the animal first before slicing it up… does anyone in the abattoir make the sign of the cross before doing the deed? I suspect not many…

Normally I would just link to a story like this, but this time I felt the screenshot was needed:

You understand why, of course.

Arizona resident Jacob Chansley, better known to America as the QAnon shaman who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 in a striking horned warrior outfit, is suing a host of entities — including the federal government and President Donald Trump — for $40 trillion. In the process, the Phoenix resident is claiming that he is the rightful leader of the United States.
In a rambling, 26-page complaint that consists of a single paragraph and reads like a manifesto, Chansley alleges that his First, Fourth and Second Amendment rights have been violated by a host of parties that are loosely related at best. Named as defendants are Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the Bank of International Settlements, the state of Israel, Elon Musk’s X Corp., T-Mobile, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and Warner Bros. Studios. […]
The claims in Chansley’s suit include:

* That the central banking system and the Federal Reserve are unconstitutional
* That the U.S. government is guilty of treason for prioritizing the interests of foreign financiers at the expense of the American people
* That the NSA surveilled Chansley daily using the Patriot Act as he was writing a “2nd Declaration of Independence”
* That “all radio stations and most of their DJ’s are a part of the intelligence community”
* That a scene in the 2008 Christopher Nolan-directed Batman film “The Dark Knight” and many plot details in 2009’s “Avatar” were cribbed from his writing and are proof that the NSA was spying on him
* That the NSA catfished him on Facebook by contacting him while pretending to be actress Michele Rodriguez, whom Chansley identifies as “my celebrity crush”
* That he was then “offered the opportunity to work with the NASA covertly and help them deal with other-worldly matters” that his “shamanic beliefs” made him “a perfect candidate to handle”
* That he was emailed by Donald Trump on Jan. 8, 2021, from an address of donaldtrump@nsa.gov
* That the government stole more than $100,000 in cryptocurrency from him […]

The shaman demanded $40 trillion in the lawsuit — $38 trillion to pay off the American government’s debt, $1 trillion to rebuild America’s infrastructure and another $1 trillion for Chansley’s “personal, emotional, mental and spiritual torture and years worth of anguish.”

It does kind of beg the question of what this freak would actually be like as president compared to Mushroom Cock. Obviously even more drug-fucked and stupid, but I find his evident determination that the national debt should be paid off weirdly heartening… so, as moronic as the incumbent but maybe less harmful all round? I don’t know. I am also not stupid enough to actually want him to be president, even if it might be more entertaining…