Astonishingly, this is not actually a joke. The younger Bobby K. was responding on Fox’s News Nation to a Vanity Fair profile of him including a… charming photo of him chowing down on a whole barbecued animal which the article speculated was a dog; Junior harrumphed that it was actually a goat, and for some reason felt the need to clarify that he would eat anything except dog, monkey, or human. And the above picture is how another Fox show, The Five, reported the conversation… the above way. I mean, I suppose it’s nice to know RFK Jr wouldn’t eat another human being, it’s just that no one was accusing him of cannibalism in the first place… still, now I feel the need to know where Biden and Trump stand on eating humans, and whether or not the phrase “I wouldn’t eat a human” actually means Kennedy would eat more than one…
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